you can't unhear butter lettuce wailing, i tell you that much.

i've gotten to where i no longer thwack flies with a swatter to get them gone... i open the screen-less windows of my second story flat and shoo them out like effing rapunzel.

i accidentally sunburned a houseplant last week and felt guilty and mortified as i snipped [apologizing profusely with each cut] the fried leaves from the stalk.

and to make things worse... i get weak for carpaccio and i'm positively over the moon for fresh sushi.

ugh.

being a sentient human being isn't for sissies, is it roz?

ROCKING GREAT PIECE! HAPPY SATURDAY, HAPPY SUMMER!

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