my boyfriend's band leader confessed his affair to his wife while she was doing the dishes.

erf.

she was holding a glass and took a swing at him... it clipped something... 'romeo' ended up bleeding... cops were called because... [people are programmed?]... and she ended up in jail even though he didn't press charges and basically tried to convince them he deserved it.

[he didn't... but what a dumbass]

so yep.

i blame trump.

[because his timing, arrogance, and bar-lowering is legendary and i hate his guts]

nice piece, joe

:-)