Audrey Wells
1 min readJun 25, 2020

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dudes.

read this wondering when i'd see my raisins fucking up some perfectly fabulous dish.

shock and HORROR... cuz who the HELL adds raisins to over half of these dishes... [same people who do *flavored* coffee, i bet] but my god crimes against cuisine much?

if/when some misguided fool tosses raisins on my carpaccio... they better hope i'm not holding something sharper than a spoon...

[meatballs? potato salad? gtfo]

and thanks from the high branches! :-)

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Audrey Wells
Audrey Wells

Written by Audrey Wells

i’m on a quest. just like y’all. #WEareALLinTHIS2gether ❤https://audreywells.com/

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